Webshow Wednesday is an epic webcast filled with kidnapped turtles, Capri Suns and Goldfish crackers, and appearances by the one and only Mr. Tonsoni. Believe me, we know what you all are thinking while watching the show.

“Is that a little UFC guy?”

The muscley little cutout that makes recurring appearances throughout our webshow series is the Parnassus mascot. He happens to be the Where’s Waldo of Webshow Wednesday.

“Why is she sitting/standing on the counter?”

It’s safe to say that ¼ of the time spent in the Parnassus lounge is spent on the counter.

“Is Emilee sitting on top of a fridge right now?”

Yes, but don’t ask how she got up there.

“What is Lacie even doing?”

This has become such a habitual question in Parnassus that we’ve honestly stopped asking ourselves.

“Are they drinking Capri Suns/eating Goldfish crackers?”

Yes. Yes in fact we are. There’s rarely an occasion when one of the crew does not have one or the other or both even in hand on our ‘filming field trips’ around the school.

“I still don’t understand why it’s called Webshow Wednesday.”

You have Delphi’s ever-changing schedule to thank for our confusing title. It was scheduled to be released Wednesdays during SRT back when this day was the only time we had the free period. Rearrangements were made but the name still stuck.

“Are they standing in the showcase again?”

The cased in area in the English pod is a side hangout of the Webshow Wednesday crew.

“Was that joke supposed to be funny?”

Disclaimer: Emilee comes up with the jokes.

“Why is there a fire extinguisher?”

Why isn’t there? Everyone needs a fire extinguisher handy.

“I don’t get it. What were they even thinking?”

Honestly, we don’t know either.

“Who even comes up with these ideas?”

See Webshow Wednesday #8.

“I honestly don’t know what I’ve just watched.”

That’s good.

Or, if you’re Erika Ross, “Why am I not in this?”