Basic White Girl /bey-sick wahyt gurl/ (n.)

• a white female who appears mostly in the months of October and November with a steamy Pumpkin Spice Latte in her perfectly manicured hand: teal blue acrylics with the exception of her ring finger which is covered in silver glitter polish.

“LikeOMG Tiff! Like did you see that Starbucks has released PSLs early this year?!”

• she wears oversized hot pink VS sweatshirt (guess it’s Wednesday!) coupled with a fluffy white infinity scarf along with her PINK leggings in which she swears up and down, left and right, and all across the board are, in fact, pants. She never forgets to pair the ensemble with her favorite pair of tan UGG boots and her knock-off Ray Bans to shade out the haters for a third of the price.

“Oh my gosh, Heather, I love your scarf. Where did you get it?”

• you can find her, top knot and all, in Chipotle－winged eyeliner on point and eyebrows on fleek even though she “literally can’t even” because he put beans in her burrito bowl instead of rice. She sits with her besties posting a selfie on The Gram captioned with today’s inspirational quote. Tomorrow: a #MCM post with her boyfriend of three weeks (OMG such a milestone).

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hannah.banana Love your haters, they’re your biggest fans -Kanye West

tiffanyyyyyyyy.17 Hannah omgggg ? ?  

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• in her free time she likes to binge watch Pretty Little Liars (she’s on season 6 for the fourth time and still isn’t clued into who “A” is) while she scrolls through her Tumblr feed and snacks on a jar of Nutella. When she’s not doing that, she’s laying on her bed subtweeting her ex BFFL for dating her ex. “Like c’mon that’s like . . . against the rules of feminism”or dolling herself up to take the perfect mirror selfie.