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The Brahr Ultimatum

Autumntime Sadness

It’s that time of the year again, fellas. Lock up the girlfriends and throw away the key, unless, that is, you want to hear and see a plethora of status updates and tweets about pumpkin spice lattes, yoga pants, and Uggs. It’s here, and it’s hitting us with its frosty fist of forewarning. It’s fall.

While it also means that everyone’s favorite holidays are incoming, it also harbors the front coming of sickness and that frigid air of Indiana legend. For the guys, that means you need add the sweats to the lineup and for the girls, yes, you can finally wear your Uggs and yogas without receiving judgment from everyone…only not really. Go ahead anyway!

So heed this warning as you enter this beautiful, yet hazard rife season. Make it what you will, but just remember an exorbitant amount of breaks are on the horizon, so use that as motivation when you wake up on the crisp, crunchy mornings. The worst thing you can do is FALL into a rut at school, and you don’t want that. Ha! Get it? I made a funny. Anyway, ’tis the season folks – live it up!

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