A Haunted House 2

Joe Clouser, Editor

April 30, 2014


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A Haunted House 2 starts up right where the previous A Haunted House left off with Malcom (Marlon Wayans) attempting to ditch the body of his possesed girlfriend Kisha (Essence Atkins) after an unsuccessful exorcism. After the events of the first Haunted House seemingly die down, Malcom is back on t...

Merica with them feather things

February 13, 2014


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It’s freedom in a tangible form. It’s the symbol of our great country. It’s 6.3 kilos of pure winged predatory power. People, it is the Haliaeetus leucocephalus. With razor sharp talons that cut through the flesh of small mammals and countless fish, this beast is one of the most patriotic per...

The Brahr Ultimatum: Big game fishing

Bryer Houston, columnist

January 27, 2014


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For a majority of people, big game fishing has no significant place in their hearts. I am one of those people. However, I do find it to be very intriguing. The pure instinct that must engulf a body as it is strapped into the high seat on the back of the boat during a stormy trek out to sea must be over...

Xbox One: A survival story

Xbox One:  A survival story

Bryer Houston, staff writer

November 26, 2013


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As a write this, take into deep consideration that I am not fully aware of the outside world. It has been two days since I’ve seen sunlight, and I believe that I am beginning to develop some sixth sense that involves reaction time and the ability to dominate noobs.  It’s a beautiful world people...

Xbox One is swegity swag

Xbox One is swegity swag

Bryer Houston, staff writer

November 8, 2013


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Ever since I was a boy, countless rumors were around about the next generation Xbox. The Xbox 360 came out when I was in 6th grade, and due to my human nature, I have craved the newest model of Microsoft’s beautiful creation since that day. After what seemed like an eternity of wait, the release of t...

The Brahr Ultimatum

October 24, 2013


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Autumntime Sadness It's that time of the year again, fellas. Lock up the girlfriends and throw away the key, unless, that is, you want to hear and see a plethora of status updates and tweets about pumpkin spice lattes, yoga pants, and Uggs. It's here, and it's hitting us with its frosty fist of fore...

Websites down, hopes up

Joe Clouser, Editor

October 24, 2013


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Stressing over future plans has been a problem plaguing our fast-paced world for some time now and many choices along our lifetimes carry various amounts of stress with them. Some people find themselves worried about work the next day or possibly a big test, many others choose to spend their nights with ...

The Brahr Ultimatum: Mom hates me

Bryer Houston, columnist

October 7, 2013


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First of all, I'd like to dedicate this article to all those seniors who are applying to college. It's an arduous process, I know, but the reward is worth it. The already long process can, however, be elevated to a level of annoyance that is unmatched by any force known to man—the domestic unit. T...

The Brahr Ultimatum

The Brahr Ultimatum

Bryer Houston, staff writer

September 24, 2013


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Free to read, free to think It’s that time of the year again! It’s the week that we have all been waiting for all year. The one week that we all get excited about. The one week that... no one even knows why it’s special. Well folks, I’m here to tell you that it happens to be one of the most...

The Brahr Ultimatum

September 12, 2013


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Bottle Warfare They are among us. By among us, I mean they outnumber us by thousands. They are everywhere. By everywhere, I mean stores and schools and homes. They are mysterious. By mysterious, I mean no one knows the reasoning behind why they are the way they are. They are bottles. By bottles, I...

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