Teacher Feature: Mr. Kochman

1. If you suddenly became a giant, what would be the biggest inconvenience?

If by giant you meant like a couple of feet taller, then getting in doorways and ducking under things would be the biggest inconvenience. If you meant godzilla size then buying clothes that fit would probably suck and also trying not to destroy everything in the process. 

1. If you had a shrink-ray, what would you use it for?

I would probably use it to shrink myself down from being a giant!

1. You have Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, who do you use it on first?

I don’t know. Probably a politician or some other profession where lying and stretching the truth is the norm. 

1. What is the laziest thing you’ve ever done?

When I was working over the summer for my college, I refused to go to work one day because I didn’t want to get out of bed. 

1. You are a conman who can infiltrate any profession. Which job do you pretend to be an expert at?

Record Label CEO because those people make big money.

1. Bonus Question: If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be?

Jacob Collier because I would want to discuss music theory with him.