25 days of hating Hallmark

Hallmark. A name that almost anyone you ask would immediately know. Not only a name that many know but also a plot line that many people know. I have personally seen cookie cutters with more change than Hallmark movies. Truly I only believe myself to have seen one story in the form of ten Hallmark movies. In one Hallmark movie alone if I had a dollar for every blond person in a scene I would have enough money to buy and save half of the Amazon rainforest. The amount of guys in their 30s from these movies would probably cause the population to rise by fifteen percent. Oh, and if it’s a Christmas Hallmark movie, I guarantee there is a tree lighting and a scene where a pretty lady gets flour on her face. No worries, the flour will most certainly be removed by the thumb of her hometown hero. Surely I am not alone in believing that Hallmark movies are the least worthy on tv.