Noah Red Elk’s short answers to dumb questions

You are a superhero with an unlikely power, what is that power?

Teleportation,  but it will only teleport you to a place you have never been before.


Is cereal a soup?

Yes, by definition soup is a liquid with things floating in it.


Why would you be banned from Walmart?

For taking all the cakes, buying out the whole bakery.


If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

Buy a lifetime supply of sour patch kids.

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