Noah Red Elk’s short answers to dumb questions
You are a superhero with an unlikely power, what is that power?
Teleportation, but it will only teleport you to a place you have never been before.
Is cereal a soup?
Yes, by definition soup is a liquid with things floating in it.
Why would you be banned from Walmart?
For taking all the cakes, buying out the whole bakery.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Buy a lifetime supply of sour patch kids.