Landon Rubright Answers Stupid Questions

1. What does the fox say?

Hatee-hatee-ho

wa-pa-pa-pow

1. Why don’t cats bark? If they did, what would it sound like?

Because the cats are no longer superior to the dogs; therefore, the dogs took over the bark. It would sound like a pterodactyl.

1. What do you say to your door?

Knock knock 

1. You woke up and you’re the last person on Earth. What is the first thing that you do?

Visit the 7 wonders of the world.

1. If you were stranded on an island with your two best friends, who would live the longest?

None of us. We would all die together.

1. Aliens have made contact with you to see what humanity is like. You are the only source of information. What do you show them first?

Mac and cheese. It is the best thing mankind offers.