Conner Reilly’s answers to dumb questions

1. How much money would you need to be paid to have your face on a  billboard advertising adult diapers?One buck

2. Which state do you think would be swallowed by another state? (Ex. Texas swallows Oklahoma making Bigger Texas.)

Maryland would eat Delaware.

3. Do unicorns fart rainbows?

There’s this new toy of unicorns that poop rainbow slime, so they fart slime. Like why does that even exist?

4. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Baby octopus

5. What did Ariel’s (from The Little Mermaid) diet consist of if the fish were her subjects?

A little bit of flounder and under the sea lobster. (Have y’all seen the Green Inferno?)