Andrew Schoen, the man, the myth, the legend!
Q: How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
A: At least 12. Like, bare minimum? 12
Q: What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
A: The Bee Movie to The Nee Movie. About an ironically competent knee doctor who doesn’t know how to spell
Q: Is cereal soup?
A: No. Cereal is a horrible amalgam of milk and wheat products.
Q: If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
A: My extensive knowledge of the future invasion of the white man into North America.
Q: Toilet paper, over or under on the roll?
A: The patent clearly has the roll OVER the rest of the toilet paper. Checkmate.
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