Ask Erika Ross how many states there are.

Don’t ask Ariel Wolfe how to spell bugs.

Ask Madeline Hollingsworth about her friend Jeffrey . . . or Bradley.

Ask Colton Britton about his wife.

Ask Senora who stole the safety pins.

Ask Mr. T about his Honey Do list and why his face got so red 7th hour.

Ask Blake Carroll if the United States is a country.

Ask Emilee Gear if she can see you.

Ask Holly Cosgray and Lauren Hawn about Fri-Yay.

Ask Cade Murray about the groundhog hole.

Ask Mr. Zachery about his son.

Ask Robin Teller how small trees stay up.

Ask Kain Myer and Cade Murray how they feel about snakes.

Ask Jacob Clouser and Dylan Hart about the Walmart guy.

Ask Jared Moudy about ranch.

Ask Cole Rickels about the weather report.

Ask Adam Rider about the pumpkin pushers.

Ask TJ Nelson about getting dunked on.

Ask Weston Windell about his awe-inspiring tweets.

Ask Kristina Powlen about her fictional boyfriends.

Ask Cassidy Kelly and Amanda McCarty about the last page.

Don’t ask Emily Hudson how to make popcorn.

Ask Katie Stanley about the bio test.

Ask Kathryn Lang about the math quiz and about her basketball shoes.

Ask Mr. T about vegan jokes.

Ask Kristina Powlen, Riley Saul, and Emily Hudson how cute.

Ask Braxton Thompson and Dacota Shockley about One Tree Hill.

Ask Holly Cosgray and Charley Fischer about Charley’s sass.

Ask Señora Hollingsworth about why you shouldn’t have water on your desk.

Ask Ms. Doyle for her vacation pictures.

Ask Seth Waters and Kullen Lowry about their new, trendy haircuts.

Ask YA Lit about any of the novels they have read (ok, it’s not a funny story but they will be glad to talk to you all the same)

Ask Hannah Irelan how many headphones she has.